Wikipedia describes the narwhal as "a stocky cetacean with a relatively blunt snout, a large melon, and a shallow ridge in place of a dorsal fin." National Geographic lists them as among the World's Weirdest Animals. 

If you love your Valentine just the way they are, this narwhal card may be just right: a whimsical way to express your unique love and to say, "I love you just the way you are." (There's also nothing here that says this card is just for Valentine's Day; you can give it to your love any day of the year.)

A2 card measuring 4 1/4" x 5 1/2". Printed on 80 lb cover stock. Blank inside for a personal, handwritten message, with a recycled kraft envelope. Packaged in an eco-friendly compostable clear sleeve and made by Sunshine & Ravioli, a woman-owned company in Texas, dedicated to the love of snail mail.