Hey kids, hop in. Nothing weird going on here at all. I'm your friend, Krampus, and we're doing fun Christmas stuff. You know, like where I get to eat you.

This googly eyed Krampus card is blank inside for your (krampusy) message. 6 1/4" x 4 1/2", printed on cardstock that is 10% post-consumer waste and FSC certified, with a kraft envelope, packaged in a commercially-compostable cellophane pouch. One set of googly eyes per card, attached by hand.

Handmade by our friends at Shut Up, Telescope in Roanoke, Virginia.