Wait, what? Communicate your incredulity with this lanky lad who is just as surprised as you are. It's all in the (googly) eyes.

Blank inside for your (incredulous) message. 6 1/4" x 4 1/2", printed on cardstock that is 10% post-consumer waste and FSC certified, with a kraft envelope, packaged in a commercially-compostable cellophane pouch. A set of googly eyes is attached to each card.

Handmade by our friends at Shut Up, Telescope in Roanoke, Virginia. (Snails not included!)